I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

A compilation

I'm sorry but that second picture is not real. There is not a cat on this Earth that could possibly look so fucking goofy

Let me assure you....

help a guy out!

ok hopefully thisll be the last post ill be making for a while. Good news, we have managed to secure a house and we can move into it in August! Bad news, I cannot afford the deposit. My paycheck last month was not enough to cover my rent and after taking money out of donat1ons as a last-ditch effort to cover it I have been left with an amount of money that can neither help me with my deposit nor help me pay for my food... so I ask you guys once again if you can help me out with getting deposit money. This is urgent.

TLDR; I need roughly £400 ASAP to keep myself fed and to cover my deposit proper ;__;/

My P-PAL >> HERE

I'm out of food and havent reached the goal ;__; I'm at £140 as of writing, but all of that is going to paying off parts of my deposit...

[July 18th 2023] I've got £130 left to pay for the rest of my deposit <\3 I'm almsot there... final stretch now. lord. Please keep sharing if you can ;; its still very much urgent!

Before I… crack them open?

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals

so glad i did

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D

it's disability pride month!! consider supporting a disabled e asian lesbian trying to survive and gain financial independence from the abusive family they moved away from. aka me.

im going to be in need indefinitely so anything helps. im looking into assistance with employment + accommodations, and i do ko-fi art commissions if people want something in return.

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